This morning is totally nuts!. Everything that happened is just crazy. I don't even know what to say.

This entire event has left me feeling shocked. Let me take a breath to absorb this.

It’s like something out of a dream. I just don't believe it happened.

Can You Trust This?

You won't disbelieve this one. It's absolutely insane. Just the other day, I was strolling down the street when I saw a monkey wearing a hat. It appeared totally comfortable. You could say it was the most peculiar thing I've ever observed. I swear, sometimes reality is just unusual!

Truly I Don't Wrap My Head Around It!

Like, how is this even possible? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's insane. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw slack with disbelief. This is beyond comprehension, right?

• I'm floored
• This can't be happening
• Help me out here

You Won't Believe What Happened

Well, this is true, you won't think what just occurred. I was sitting down the street out of nowhere this giant squirrel flew down from nowhere. It was wearing a tiny hat! This is the truth. It just stood there for a moment, disappeared into thin read more air. I am so confused by what I just saw.

Unbelievable! utterly shocking

Can you believe that? I can barely understand {what just happened|. It's beyond|belief. I assert this is {thereality. This story is so outrageous, I almost think it's . true.

• Possibly it was a illusion? {I just can't explain this.

You Won't Believe This

This story is absolutely outrageous. I can't understand what they've just heard. It's like something out of a movie. Logic has taken a vacation.

• Is this actually happening?
• I'm feeling like I'm going crazy

{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This opens up a whole new world.